Shawn Haggard

My first comic

Shawn — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 00:35:32 +0000

Obama’s Youth Regiment

Shawn — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 04:20:32 +0000

Howdy all. I just wanted to let you know that starting soon there should be more consistant blogging on this site! We’ve got a lot of stuff coming up and hope you stay tuned. Until then, here’s something that should get you through your day.

/nuf said.

Fairness Doctrine

Calvin — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 02:10:25 +0000

Looks like everybody is jumping on board the fairness doctrine boat. This should be a fun ride. I wonder if any states or governers will have the kahones to declare this unconstitutional and allow broadcasters to speak freely in their states. I would love to see the “O” send troops into Texas to shut down a radio station.

These Democrats sure get thier feelings hurt easily. Waaahhh Rush is picking on me!

Woot!

Calvin — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 02:06:41 +0000

I have been rooting for the Man of Steele since he ran for Senate in Maryland, so you better believe he was my choice for RNC seat.

Man, this is two black-conservative posts in a row for me, I guess Obama really did bring the hopenchange.

Calvin — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 03:36:33 +0000

I have a new hero. And unless Shawn makes me take down the link on the right ——-> I am keeping that up too.

The rest of his videos.

Now to get back to clinging to my guns and hating minorities.

Fail

Calvin — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 20:40:23 +0000

Despite the attempt to spin his speech as otherwise, Obama failed to deliver anything worth listening too. What did he even say? I don’t remember. All I heard was blah blah blah the economy is down blah blah war blah. And beyond his speech, who else thought that poem was complete crud. Definitely not worthy of anybody’s ears outside of a San Fransisco bar’s poetry contest. And although a man’s prayers are usually between him and God, I couldn’t help but laugh at the “Yellow isn’t mellow” part. Comedy gold. Sure, I know I am just a bitter American, but I expected soooo much more after all the hype. There was nothing worth “Carving into granite”.

And while I am at it… my Grandma called and asked that Mrs. Obama give her window curtains back.

Here is the full text of BLEH. Dont fall asleep reading it. I reccomend taking it a paragraph at a time and drinking lots of coffee.

Later Comrades!

UPDATE: Hot Air rocks again! “Black will not asked to get back, brown can stick around, yella’ will be mella’, the red band can get ahead man, and when WHITE WILL EMBRACE WHAT IS RIGHT“

Obama quotes 1984 – part 2

Calvin — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 23:35:11 +0000

Did I say chocolate production was up 1.3 million pounds? I meant 2 million! It has become obvious that Obama knows there is no way to prove whether he “saved or created” X number of jobs, so once again he raised the number. This time from 3 million to 4 million (was 2.5 earlier). By the time 2010 rolls around he will probably be saying he is saving or creating 20 million jobs. And of course, the media will love him for it and tell us to love him for it.

With this, I declare, the official “Obama pulling random numbers out of the air hoping we believe him” watch.

Other news from Obama to watch for – Obama promises americans will be 15% “happier or not less happy” by 2011

Hot Air has a good post on this too.

Reagan Quote Wednesday — 7 Jan 09

Shawn — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 04:26:31 +0000

“Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves.” – Ronald Reagan

Zunes

Shawn — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 08:46:41 +0000

I got my wife and I each a brown Zune 30GB about a year ago because they were on sale at amazon.com. They were OK, but their main downfall had been that they could not play audio books from audible.com (something that my ipod does fine). This was an annoyance since I enjoy audio books, but it wasn’t too big a deal since they were cheap, and were good for watching movies on (bigger screen than the ipod, yet still fit in your pocket).

In the latest firmware update for the Zune, the ability to play Audible audio books was added. This was great, I could dedicate my ipod to music, and use my Zune for audio books. Anyway, my wife and I are leaving for California in about an hour or so and I was going to load both of our Zunes up with audio books for the cumulative 11 hours between here and CA. As I turned each of them on after charging fully they froze at the Zune loading screen and won’t reset with the button commands. This is the lamest thing ever. BOTH of them froze and won’t reset at the same time, just before our long and miserable flight in coach to Cali.

Oh well, I pulled out my trusty ipod, took some music off of it, put the audio books on there and got our old creative zen nano for my wife.

I think God was just punishing me for buying the brown Zunes.

UPDATE FROM CALVIN: I read this is only happening to the 30GB zunes. And there is a possible fix. Wait until the clocks roll over on new years, then let your battery die COMPLETELY. So maybe turn it on and let it sit? Then, recharge and turn it back on.

Saturday Fun Links (Sunday Edition)

Calvin — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 20:35:31 +0000

Sometimes clinging to my guns and bibles gets me a little stressed out. And so, I present to you some links to take your mind off things.

The left shows it’s threshold. So yeah… your mind is still on things, sorry I lied. Will do better next time.

The Ladder Theory – Great great great read. All too true. Warning: Bad words.

And to steal from Hot Air one last time… today… Scroll down and watch the video. It is great, you know.

Now I am off to find those links I lost where Joe Biden is on a mission to stop people from expecting Obama to fix anything. To paraphrase my good buddy Joe, “No seriously! We thank you all for pretending Obama was a god when you were electing him, but now that it is done, we should all come back down to earth and realise things will get much worse before they get better! And please ignore that he will be the cause of most of many additional problems!”